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are an us law mick homophobe. >> well, that may be the great e thing -- the great e -- the greatest thing written about anything. let's roll a clip from reverend jones at the press conference on thursday where he said he would stop the burning. >> the american people do not want the mosque there. and of course muslims do not want us to burn the quran. the imam has agreed to move the mosque. we have agreed to cancel our event on saturday. and on saturday i will be flying up there to meet with him. >> i love this. he is a sexy man, i will give him that. since then jones changed the word "stop" to suspend. he claims he was lied to by the imams behind the mosque. but for all we know he could have been jerking our chains all along. and maybe it was the rusty cater pillar. he calls him crawl face, but ladies call him the flavor saver. lauren, what do you make of this guy? are we spending too much attention on him? >> absolutely. and the guy that burned the quran in 2008, he is all in a tizzy that he didn't get any of the press coverage. he didn't get any death threats, i don't think. >> it is l
, weakening the storm a little bit. but that's a player for us coming up. i will show you that. remember that. this is the storm and what's been happening, there has been high pressure that the storm has been moving around and it's continuing to pull off to the north-northwest. we have been saying it's going to make that right-hand turn. it's exactly where the high pressure builds. and sure enough tmade this right-hand turn, that will keep it from making a direct impact across the outer banks. then we see a trough, a really strong system, the first fall air mass of the year is pulling in. this is the jet stream. these are the strongest winds we have in the atmosphere, they are going to quickly become the main steering force for the storm, pulling it off to the northeast. we will have the storm here tonight. by tomorrow night, up around cape cod and the islands. so a very quick-moving storm that will bring very big impacts for the next 24 hours. >> all right. thanks very much. well, heavy rains already hitting the outer banks of north carolina. the national hurricane center reporting winds of
people believe the u.s. government was behind the attack on 9/11. we weren't, right? president obama responded calling the crack pote comments hateful and inexcusable, and then adding his beard is ugly and he smells like fish. so on friday the harry hump defended his logic in an interview. >> you punished americans well, but you insulted millions and millions of american biz claiming the u.s. government had a hand in 9/11. scwiet frank -- quite frankly, sir, how can you say such a nuty thing? >> would you address your own president the same way? would they ever allow you to? >> in terms of that remark, sir -- in terms of those remarks -- >> you probably didn't read the full remark. >> what evidence do you have that the u.s. government is responsible for 9/11. >> you are not even allowing me to respond. >> go ahead. >> and you insult me as well. >> do you believe the government had a hand in 9/11? >> i did not say -- give an opinion of my own. i actually suggested a fact-finding group and mission be formed to delve into the truth. >> it was amazing. after that happened eric sean lept
davidson joins us live. greg? >> thank you, andy. >> some rise by sin and some virtual fault. >> and some like me will stab nut face with a salad fork. >> you are a thug and i apologize for nothing. >> i am and i am proud of it. go away. >> let's welcome our guest. i am here with the delightful and the delicious diane pho falzone. she hos "the diana falzone show." and put a ring on it on we -- is that we? she is so hot tauuilla takes shots of her. and mr. van horn. he knows comic i'm tooing like i know basement lining. and my repulsive sidekick, bill shultz. fun fact, the centers for disease control has him on speed dial. and why shouldn't that? and that mown means it is monica crowly. and fox news contributor, she is so hot she received an honorary degree from the sun. and he is a dirty skink who publishes bunk. good to see you, pinch. >> a very happy upcoming birthday to one miss monica crowellly. and i present to you a lifetime subscription to the paper of record as well as every book maureen dowd has written or will write. >> thank you for the birthday wishes. >>s who that? >> however
out who whoa have to bomb. and it is time to prepare for the new world order and threatens the u.s. with a war without boundaries. we will alternate between laughing and crying. and jimmy carter says he is the bestest ex-president ever, and i mean it. does anybody want a peanut? greg? >> thank you, andy. >> from thy presence i part so. >> never mock. >> i apologize for nothing. >> why should you? you are a gorgeous man. go away. >> there she is. it is like she has been gone for decades or something. >> she is a host on meet the boss tv. she is so stunning they are called gilliguns. and a first time guest, ron long. he was a producer for "cheers" and he recently launched the winter olympics ricochet .com. if comedic genius was push ups, i would do him one handed. and my repulsive sidekick, bill shultz. and sitting next to me, john bolton, former am bes der to the united -- ambassador to the united nations. he knows diplomats like i know hairless cats. and he fabricates stories and lives off past glories. good to see you, pinch. >> check out today's science section. we interview a re
, florida. i have been trying to do that for years. but in a way he has taught us crud. one, that mostly everyone agrees the pastor can burn the book. but he is a winy if he does it. this is exactly my argument over the construction of the mosque. so this guy may have clued in others who missed the subtle point. the mosque could be built, but a conversation would be nice. i'm not sure it is the case with the mosque. but both issues deal with poor judgment. the pastor is the total barf puck. second, america's reaction to this joke should be a blueprint for all muslims when one of the jackasses acts up. there is no delay in smacking this fuzz-phased freak around. and we would like to see more of them from muslims when one of their extremists gets extremey. and i would like to see some of that from our own government. it doesn't take much bravery to take down a stereo typical whack job like jones. going after protective punks takes more stones. and if you disagree, let's party you racist homo fob. >> welcome to new york. our mayor says the pastor has the right to burn the quran, but he find
. it the accurate representation of all southerners everywhere in the u.s. squeal like a pig, greg. >> have you pretty lips. >> you never hear annette beatty saying, can i get one more for me? >> one of the greatest moments. that was all improve, by the way. they yelled cut, but they weren't stopping. >> he was america's back end friend. >> he is like the guy in "deliverance" who puts the boat in the water and he meets you at the end of the river. you get gang raped in the middle and then he wants to hold a hearing on it. >> who is the banjo player? >> literally the same kid. >> he is in his 40ss now. >> by the way, my auto-biography will be called "getting gang raped by mountain people." >> sad thing is we tried to get the kid from "deliverance." he now works at a restaurant in atlanta and he turned us down. that's amazing. >> that is lucky because you have to pay is fee if you get him. you sketched me a unicorn once which i am starting to sound like meryl streep. i got you something. it is squirrel underpants. i thought, there are like five people on the planet earth, four squirrels i can buy
that terrorism suspects be kept off u.s. soil and deporting -- the best of all, deporting justin bieber to another country, preferably hawaii. con congressional republican #r*z pushing jobs overseas and blow a $700 billion hole in the deficit to give tax cuts to millionaires and billionaires and turn social security from a guaranteed benefit into a guaranteed gamble. they also added that if the pledge were to succeed, the flesh of orphans would be used as coasters in the private hovercraft. meanwhile, here is the most depressing ad in western civilization. >> there is mourning in america. today, 15 million men and women won't have the opportunity to go to work. business has shuddered. 2900 families will have their homes foreclosed by night fall. this afternoon 6,000 men and women will be married, each of their children to be born with a $30,000 share of the run away national debt. our government is now taking over the choices we once made in life. there is mourning in america. under the leadership of president obama, our country is fading and weaker and worse off. his policies were a gr
's would get banged a lot by marching bands. and he never get the dish, and he is used to wrap fish. it is our new york times correspondent. good to see you, pinch. >> be sure to check out times columnist gail collins' delightful column on embarassing politician tweets or is it tweaks? either way i am on cocaine right now. >> i bet you are. >> back in my day we called it jazz salt. >> interesting. >> grinding away now, greg. >> fantastic. that's why you are losing weight. >>> and now to the greg-alogue. it is a chillopa of charm in a taco bell of terror. jazz salt. >> jazz salt. >> speaking of, here are some poll numbers that should scare the low wasted chaps off democrats. by a 52 to 42-point margin voter s who rather have george w. bush as president than barack obama. and the tracking of 2010 congressional preferences, republicans lead by 51% to 41%. that lead is the largest since they started tracking this stuff in the early 1500's. and voter biz a margin of -- voters by a margin of 3-1 think i am gorgeous. thank you, voters. there is reason bush looks good, but it has less to do
to the west coast correspondent, the constantly sneezing cup. what do you have for us? >> i can't say anything after that except i love sniftsieses. you lived like me in the bay area for quite some time. do you believe what this mcdonalds franchise is doing is a war on the homeless? is it a war? >> well, it depends on if you mean by war raising something 50 cents in prices as your opening salvo, yes. i am an expert on this particular mcdonalds. i lived near it for self-years. it is a human zoo. i once had a rented pin dough -- pinto, yes, you heard me, towed from that mcdonalds. i feel a deep empathy. so many times are you there and somebody says, i used to rule this planet when it was underwater, and you know how it felt. >> why was he at a mcdonalds for so long his pinto was towed. >> it sounds like your home office. >> i parked it there thinking you could park it overnight. the fashists that run mcdonalds won't let you park for free in their lot soirks had to go down to the lot with the guy with no teeth and get it out. the fact that i admitted to renting a pinto makes me want to do nothing
problems. her senate campaign was way in debt. she used campaign cash to pay half her rebt when her home doubled as her office, and she may have lied about attending princeton. she may be broke and she is a young politician who screws up like every other am ambitious poll. can it be wore than what we see every day? charlie wrangle who won again? chris dodd, pelosi boxer? she can't be that bad. 234* with the hot christian and out with the nine-term poster. apparently kristine has another problem and you will hear about it a lot. nancy cortez portrayed o'donnell as odd because she crusaded for abstinence and porn in the 90s. she felt when a spouse uses porn it compromises his purity. terrible. it is easy to laugh at. how can you believe in abstinence? how can you fight something as ubiquitous as porn? it is everywhere. is it really that weird to say porn screws up relationships? everyone over 30 knows that. you don't need religion to reach that conclusion, just a right hand. if you believe porn is harmless, you have clearly only dabbled in it. when open browsers meet open trousers we turn
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